My god, what an avalanche of cringing self-deprecating but self-flattering cutesy anecdotes, with maybe a few actual regrets.

How about regrets about not creating more content? For a long time now, slim pickings of articles (besides food, arts/entertainment) between AM and PM Slogs. There's talent for sure. Hannah, Will, Jas, Matt, et. al, you have it - but you're all unfocused and undisciplined.

You seem bored. And it really shows with this sophomoric post.

Good grief.

I regret reading the previous two comments.

@3: Well, I'm glad you're easily amused. I couldn't find my plastic smile.

When I was younger, bread cost a nickel a loaf, candy was a penny, and The Stranger was good. I regret time.

We regret talented Peter Boal was injured.
We don’t regret that Rich gave up smoking.
And happy New Year to everyone.

@1 agree, although Artist of the Week is the one exception. The only article in TS I actually read before heading to the comments section.

disgrunted weirdos
bunched together like
sardines butting fin & tale
in hot, smoky sauce where's the Key

Happy fucking
[bon Appétit!]
New Years!

"There's talent for sure [oh its there!].
Hannah, Will, Jas, Matt, et. al, you have
it - but you're all unfocused and undisciplined."

how might That
even be Possible dewey
when they've got You schoolin"em?

seems like it's
Just not Taking.
gawd only knows
Why butchyur here
without Fail (punctually
speaking) looks like you-
'll need to Up their Intake
Substantially if not Moreso.

as a budding jr. Psychologist
what else might you do to
Encourage their
Growth?

don't be Modest
it's New Year's Eve.

Griz has no regrets about not ever opening a Twitter account, nor does she plan to anytime soon.

Griz, however, humbly regrets all her inexcusably ridiculous typographical errors made in SLOG articles and Savage Love comment threads--especially when posting completely sober! Why Griz seems to type so much more accurately upon consuming red wine remains a puzzler. Eat and drink plenty of antioxidants, people! Your hearts will thank you.

Happy New Year, everybody!