You were collecting signatures for I-135, and I almost gave you my social security number. I judged the people who refused to sign the petition, and we laughed about my bag, which was full of pasta and dumplings instead of the vegetables I had intended to buy. I regret not getting your number. So, if you’re single and interested, I hope we can meet for drinks!
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