I, Anonymous Sep 28, 2022 at 2:46 pm
Steven Weissman



Seriously, like...the last 3 out of the 5 last I,As have been Disney-fied, G-rated versions of Penthouse letters where nobody actually got off.

Please up your game, Seattle fan-fic community.



@1 "where nobody actually got off."

Rule 34 says otherwise


I hate this version of "I saw U"


Could one of the at risk youth djinn up a web template for I Saw You columns, please? This category error is messing with my sense of order in the universe. Where is a public ombudsman when you need one.


Am I the only one who finds the use of "patisserie" absolutely disgusting and obnoxious? What is this smug affectation? I feel like ten years ago OP would have said "bakery". I hope OP never gets laid for this reason alone. The flirtation was also really corny.


Pretty lame I Saw U. Bring back No You Shut Up instead.


This has to be a joke one written by Big Pastry.


Very sweet. I may vomit, but it was very sweet.


oh no Hate to say it but you got it all Wrong fellahs
I forecast a Happy Ending in the near future
& if this isn't a Hallmark Movee of the wk
I'll Know the 'reason' why.

love amongst the patisserie
really Tears one up don't it?


Here is my fan fiction happy ending for these two:

The next Saturday, I go to my favorite pastry shop again and I see him in line, this time he is wearing a T-shirt that says, "I saw you on I anonymous", I cannot believe my eyes, and luck. I get in line behind him, my excitement is indescribable. I try to think of something witty to say but I am at a loss, so I lightly tap him on the shoulder, he turns and sees me and greets me with a beautiful smile that devastates me. He says nothing and reaches out and touches me on the cheek and leans in, I return the motion to indicate that I am receptive. We kiss passionately, someone in line behind us makes the requisite comment "get a room." We did that later, after a very nice dinner date. It turns out, he is "not nice" in a very exciting way as he showed me his "playroom". I enjoyed the discipline he administered to me; it was very sweet.


When did I, Anonymous become When Harry Met Sally ?
Please wake me when Meg screams out "Yes...YES!!...YESSS!!!!...YESSSSS!!!" like she's reaching orgasm in a deli.


auntie grizelda,
I think I am in love with you, can we meet in a deli, Kosher please ;)


omg it's the
Penthouse Forum!

Mind the Pickle
auntie Gee!


C and F call themselves a patisserie. Maybe tell the business they’re being obnoxious?

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