Petty and stupid, perfect. IA have you ever considered they raised their prices so you didn’t just lounge around eating chips and limes taking up a table drinking endless diet cokes?

warshing down one's Meal
with carbonated, flavored sugarwater's
Not making your digestive system Happy. all those
Enzymes need real Food to deal with not Pepsi's latest
experiment on "What Consumers Demand!". see your Dietician

and Way to Go restaurant!
pricing Stupidity away!
say that Reminds me:

when at the Local Pool lately
whilst waiting for the Pokeyest
grandaughter on Earth I happened
to peruse the PEPSI dispenser's Offerings:

carbonated sugar waters
by the Score until you
get to The Bottom:

H2O!

how on Earth
did we Ever*
get Here?

*Smile:
You're on
Capitalism!
have you Got
the Rent? well Do ya?

You're the problem here. No one should be drinking, and especially paying for, diet coke.