Don't even THINK of taking I-90 when WSDOT has expansion joints to fix. John Elk/Getty Images

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1

An IID in all new vehicles? Good luck with that.

3

@1: Also, what if you were out in the desert, kicking back some brews, and got bit by a rattler.

5

@3: pass

6

@2: none? are you aware of any fatalities on eastbound West Green Lake Drive North?

7

Oh. Christ.

Yes. It's certainly in the best interest of society to facilitate a drunk hillbilly with highly toxic venom in their veins (with the primary symptoms being cognitive impairment) careening down the freeway in a panic.

Clearly we must halt any safety feature that might impede this insanely rare and idiotic Rockford Files scenario.

8

@7: Try this one: An abused person who had a alcoholic beverage sees a chance to get away from an abuser and grabs the car keys, but...

The point is, whatever scenario, this is not the purview of government in a free society.

10

I cooking Italian tonight - out of defiance!

15

@14: Ascertaining consequences and ramifications from government initiatives requires speculation and redress if necessary, measures that work to alleviate anarchy.

18

its's
Not 'live'
Asteroid
Bumping
Coverage?

hmm
they're
gonna hafta
Recalibrate sunrises and
sunsets cause They're Way Late

under One Hour
till the big bump.

Note: this Poses
NO Threat to
Planet Earth

unless they* happen to
bump its Ass right
Fucking AT US

*The Enemy
aka Plutonians
who Lost TRILLION$
in Property Values when
they were summarily Downsized
thru Absolutely NO fault of their Own.

19

I could use
a Cigarette...

20

@11 By your logic, Twitch streams which regularly have such a delay (30s+) when viewing on mobile, would not be considered "Live" either. I think your work is cut out for you. People across the globe are being conned into thinking many live streams are in fact only quasi-live streams!! Get to work notifying the presses, you're our only hope.

21

Of course I mistyped so my sentiment doesn't make perfect sense, but hopefully you get my gist. My brain is boiling today

23

Scenario: NYC Cop comes out to the west coast to attend his son to be Ex-wife's corporate Christmas Party. She's an up and coming executive at a Japanese owned finance and development conglomerate. And he just cannot adapt to her status. Unbeknownst to the NYC cop a gaggle of sexy European terrorists initiate a complex plot to hold the party hostage while they attempt to crack the time lock of a vault containing hundreds of millions in bearer bonds. However because the NTSB has installed alcohol detection systems in all vehicles his limo driver is twenty minutes late to the airport. The terrorists win. And everyone dies the end.

Scenario: Drunk driving is a leading cause of traffic fatalities. Drinking and driving kills 28 people a day in the U.S. — about one person every 52 minutes — according to the National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA). That is more than 10,000 lives lost each year to drunk driving. The end.

Of all these "scenarios," you stupendous dipshit, only one is actually happening 28 times a day.

25

a free 'Fax Chequer'?
I Like your Style
bopsie.

26

a sunk boat
"De-watered"
Coasties? how 'bout
'Drained'? y'all're All wet!

27

Matt, why are you calling the newer outer path "unsafe"? That's kinda fucked up.


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