The question now is not "who is she" but rather who should she become? CHARLES MUDEDE

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"Meatball?"

2

aka Rhonda Fashist

4

C'mon now Rich, there's no black people in Wyoming.

5

mebbe peoples wanna drop off a frind on there jurney dewd?

6

The old Lusty Lady needs to be turned into some open floor plan offices above a cafe that charges $15 for a mediocre sandwich. We must revitalize downtown!

10

good lord, rich.

the LL is a ridiculous spot for affordable housing. it would fit about 12 studio units, total, maybe, on the 2 upper floors. it has 3 levels below 1st avenue on the post alley side - maybe 6 more? those would all have 1 window in each unit.

why not turn it in to a unicorn stable?

11

I trust legal scholars and the Manhattan DA are evaluating the similarities and differences between the Donald Trump hush money fiasco and the John Edwards hush money fiasco and prosecute or not prosecute accordingly in the footsteps of our beloved blinded lady justice, unencumbered by political agendas.

12

@10: Yes, but the homeless tenants the Stranger wants installed would quickly burn the building down, after which the site could have a large, modern building with million-dollar condos on every floor.

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@11: letting Individual 1 off the hook would also be political.

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@9 It helps if you eat a lotta peaches.

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"... where one detainee says DeSantis [I like to think of him as de Santos] smiled as he watched soldiers tie the detainee to a chair, stick a rubber hose up his nostril, and pump 'two cans of a protein drink' into him."

disturbing.
for Fascists
the Cruelty
IS the Point

well the Patriarchy
Counts Loads too

'first, they came
for the LGBTQs'

so many Freedoms
to Unravel so
little Time.

19

What took you
so Long
Fanny?

butt what a
Bore you are.
Via con Diablo
adiosa amorosa.

20

@11 Did the Edwards case involve counting the hush money as a business expense? That brings in tax fraud along with campaign finance violations.

21

okai
“send off”
after dropping off kids at pool.

22

'tis Spring
yet Where's
the Joy in Mudville?
the mirth in the Metropolis?

pos. imminent
Nukular Meltdown
Bailing out Banksters
cum the Upper Crusties & a
smoldering trumpfster Fire got You down?

see your Chemist!*
oh & get some
gd EXERCISE!

*is Booze
a Drug
too?

24

lols Fanny!

it's the very Same
Fundies running Capitalism
as running the Prosperity jesus Campaigns

it's currently being run &
this is prolly News to you
to benefit only some Few
which Screws the Rest of
the Fucking Crew which
is we the Fucking Peeps
so fuck Off with your
whatevertheFucks?

thnx.

25

not necessarily any relly to tS
here's wayfairing stranger

just cuz
Trace Adkins

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPpV1Wcsgk0&ab_channel=computerman53

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@23 Every Revolution
requires a Soundtrack
here's a Better @25
some as might say
an Epic one.

enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2GOlOv05YY&ab_channel=SimonKhorolskiy

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@7 Yeshua: The demise of the Orange Turd reminds me of Napoleon Bonaparte's final days in exile on the island of St. Helena. Hopefully the burning of Rome and the end of the GOP comes soon. The rest of the world can't wait much longer. The death of the Orange Turd will be a global relief. I am ever hopeful that from there it will be a knock over the dumb-i-noes effect until the last RepubliKKKan and hopelessly ignorant of MAGAts is gone.

@18 and @23 Karl the Phallus Impudicus: I'm surprised YOU haven't already shoved off for Caracas, to start a new race of incompetent, unvaccinated MAGAts with thick unibrows, weak eyes, ingrown toenails, and buck teeth. Dying of boredom? Take your lonely little brother, Bazinga with you. You can both whoop and yell like Tarzan, swinging from jungle vines to your heart's content and live off cockroaches. Just watch out for the spiders.
If Venezuela doesn't work out, you could always try El Salvador, too, like the late Doug "The Thug" Ericksen did, as an "Ambassador" fleeing his constituents and homeland with Nowhere to Run.

@26 kristofarian: In Fungi's case, I was thinking of a 60s Motown hit by Martha Reeves and the Vandellas, but maybe I'm being too kind.

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I see our precious little raindrop couldn’t resist the haughty appeal of whataboutery.

Trump of course is in a different league entirety. A serial offender over the course of decades, responsible for the needless suffering of millions and unlikely to ever see the meagerest of justice.

About the only solace in the situation is watching his mollified supporters receive their Herman Cain awards.

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Castrate Mark Gordon and all RepubliKKKan males!

@30 Jexpat: That is further proof that until the Orange Turd and its ilk are held criminally accountable there IS no justice.
I wouldn't call watching the Orange Turd's mollified supporters receiving Herman Cain awards as gratifying enough, let alone offer any solace. Tell that to immigrant parents whose U.S. born children were taken away by federal authorities and caged. Tell that to anyone who has lost a family member, close friend, or loved one to COVID-19 who refused to get vaccinated because of the Orange Turd's lies. Tell that to anyone living in Ohio who has no clean, safely potable water because of toxic chemicals from multiple Norfolk Southern train derailments that contaminated the area's water supply, largely due to the Orange Turd's all but killing EPA regulations during its four year reign of terror. Tell that to anyone who blew money on a fake degree at "Trump University". Tell that to any MAGAt idiot who stormed the U.S. Capitol on January 6, 2021 who is now serving time in prison for what the Orange Turd, in its desperate haste to hang its own VP, said to do because it couldn't face defeat in a proven fair and just election. Tell that to anyone who has lost a mother, sister, aunt, cousin, niece or female friend to forced childbirth from rape or incest and sheer RepubliKKKan male pigheadedness since the stacking of the Extreme Court and overturning of Roe.
I could go on but I think you see my point. Until the Orange Turd gets cornholed in prison, rots, and dies in incarceration, there is no justice. When white collar crimelords go free without even a wrist slap we have no democracy.

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@31: I see the transient Okie howler monkey is yapping again, jumping, and scratching its ass. Must have run out of meth. Why don't you join your big brother Karl, the Phallus Impudicus in hopping the next expat flight incognito to Venezuela? Did boreDUMB set in again? Did the air go out in your blow up doll?
Does raindrop still reward you with doggie treats every time you post your typical MAGAt idiocy on cue?
Roll over and drop dead! That's a good little dumbfuck!

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I think the former Lusty Lady should become a museum of Seattle Vice. After all, our town was supported for years by the proceeds from prostitution. Seattle's favorite Madam, Lou Graham, supposedly financed the Seattle-First National Bank. Through the decades, establishments like Madam Peabody's, The Monastery, the Garden of Allah, The Marine Room at the Olympic Hotel, and almost every establishment on First Ave from the market to King Street catered to our "prurient interests". We even had a church of sex! (Temple of Venus)

It would be a great attraction, and they could bring back the pun-heavy marquee.

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@Catalina
that's a Brilliant idea!
and every Pervert from
here to Timbuktoo'd be
spending Moneylike it's go-

wasn't the trumpfsters's
daddy's daddy a White
Slaver or something
right here in Puget
Sound? some sorta
grifty grandpappy
or Gawd only
knows that'd
bring in the
MAGAty
types

revitalizing the
City by the Sea
one Vice at a time

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@34: A fantastic idea. The grand opening would be the social event of the year. Dan would emcee.

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@34 Seconded. Downtown needs to reinvent itself as a cultural destination because most of the office workers aren't coming back. A vice museum seems the perfect fit. Maybe it could include an actual strip club with "historic" decor. The legislature appears poised to legalize alcohol sales at such venues, which will finally enable them to be profitable without exploiting the dancers quite as much.

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Yeah, fuck, agree with @36 & 37, that's a legitimately great idea. Assuming the space is large enough to include any/everything worthy of exhibit.

39

All's Quiet on the MAGAt Front. @31's mommy must have finally called her lonely, bored little MAGAt in for weenies and tater tots, just in time for more of Sean Hannity's and Tucker Carlson's willful nightly misinformation.

@34: Catalina Vel-DuRay for the WIN! Brilliant idea! That could very well be the revitalization Seattle needs.
I agree with CKathes (@37), too---I doubt that many downtown office workers will be coming back, either, especially after the Amazon layoffs.

@35 kristofarian: Fred Trump's daddy was a Puget Sound white slaver?
Given the family's history of corruption, I'm not surprised, but disgusted by the sordid Trumpian history here in the PNW. That explains how the Orange Turd evolved into such a psychopathic piece of shit.

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just ignore @40's
cuntiness auntie Gee
he's just a bored little boy
with a very magatty Agenda.

42

Seriously, has there been any genuine (non satirical) pro-Trump/MAGA comment on Slog in the past few years? Last I recall was by David in Shoreline.

43

@42 says something about how lame the fascists are.

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@42 Who is David in Shoreline these days? Nyms change all the time. Where is "Loveschild"? Where is "Seattleblues" and his Italian villa? I miss Original Monique, Kim in Portland, Julie in Eugene/Chicago, Mr. Poe, Elswinger (really miss that guy), I even miss 5280... still owe him a drink.

Me, I've only had two nyms. Not banned, my email hacked, and the "tech-savvy at risk youths" have apparently grown up and can't be bothered to fix simple shit anymore.

Plus, Raindrop, I think it's funny that I signed into Slog one month before you... (name, no number).
Not bragging, but you have at least 5x the comments as I do, and I post stupid shit all the time, but you are amazing...

kudos

45

Also, John Prine at anytime is welcome...

Thank you, thank you!

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@41 kristofarian: Oh, I know. Stupid is as stupid does with MAGAts dying of boreDUMB.
Phallus Impudicus's pathetic little 16 year old baby brother, Batshit the transient Okie howler monkey wore himself out last night trying to inflate a blow up doll of Marjorie Taylor Greene. Now he's fallen and can't get it up.

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@44: Thanks for the memory


Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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