Imagine surviving getting bombed to hell by the Russians then having to pretend like President Biden's jokes are funny. Alex Wong / Getty

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@1 Seriously? Please explain Exxon Mobile not paying any tax either. You think this is right and good?

I've asked before, but what nyms have you been banned before?

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@ 1,

We all know that Prezinazi AntiChrist’s tax returns are total fiction, and filing them were crimes.

Fucking sick of Republinazis saying that crimes aren’t crimes when they commit them. They love rubbing their blatant criminality in everyone’s faces then getting away with it.

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Wait, is that sidewalk picture supposed to be damning evidence? It was clearly shoveled. Maybe a little additional snow fell and then froze overnight, but are you expecting landlords to stand guard 24/7 and clear the sidewalk of every speck of snow and ice? Maybe you should just put down the bong and keep your wits about you while you walk outside in sub-freezing temperatures. It’s inherently dangerous and I understand that’s scary for you, but if you can stay halfway sober enough to pay attention and step carefully you’ll be OK.

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@1 Seventiesrockhead: WOW, dude. So much word salad for nothing to say. Give it up, already!

@2 dvs99: For the WIN!

@3 Original Andrew: I feel your pain and frustration. Here's hoping the Orange Turd and its henchmen have enough criminal evidence--FINALLY!---to get cornholed raw for life in federal prison.

@4 schmacky: I have my Yak Trax for just in case. I need to go restock shopping tomorrow.

Movie night, Jas? Yes--I watched Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, and James Gandolfini in The Mexican (2000).

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I love Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy! I hope he takes down Vladimir Putin.

Snow advice? If worried about driving in snow--don't.

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it's getting pretty exhausting living through "once in a generation" crises every goddamn year

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OK, who wrote that dumbass caption for the picture at the top of this Slog PM? Imagine living such a privileged, stress-free life that you feel free to post stupid snarky comments about a foreign leader who is fighting an existential threat to his home, coming here to thank the American president who is providing the resources to save your ass? Very classy, Jas.

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Matt Baume has officially become the poster boy for thin skinned millennials. Not sure how he ever leaves his house due to all the 'obstructions' in his path. Cry us a river (or a bicycle lane).... Maybe head over to Kyiv so we can get a bitch fest about armored vehicles and blast debris blocking bicycle lanes - don't they think of the twenty somethings who can't deviate from their path for even a foot. The poor things might have to look up from their phones for a second! I know it's sexist, gender conforming or whatever to say, but dude, grow a pair why not....

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yeah once you walk atop the
beautiful snowy-topped
sidewalk your shoes
Compress the
snow & the
molecules
bind with
Concrete

and make it
Impossible to
simply sweep or
shovel that icy con-
coction off said walkway

too Late!
and now you
gotta add Traction
like sand or ice shoes*
or Melt it off chemically

of course the Olde Ladies'll
require assistance so
Landlords should
be on Hand for
all Navigatory
needs as re-
quired.

*hang a few pairs off
your fence at each corner
of your Property and let peeps
borrow them whilst strolling gaily by
(free Hot Chocolate's always a Nice Touch).

oooh, Look
the Days are
getting Longer!

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@11 kristofarian: Thank heavens we're turning slowly back to more hours of daylight.
I can't handle below 0 temperatures and so much darkness. The boiler in our building is
on the fritz. At least I have a nice, warm, safe garage space for my beloved VW, hot running
water, and a space heater here at home, but DAMN!---it's cold!
Winter is my least favorite time of year.

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Thank heavens RepubliKKKan neofascist Joe Kent FINALLY tucked its tail between its legs and conceded to rightful winner Marie Gluesenkamp Perez. May this spell the end of the GOP, once and for all.


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