J. Beuaraygaurd Sessions (the Turd) was more'n happy to take the Heat off The Boss. These are indeed troubling times for Mein Trumpfy: Everyone's out to get him, those 'Firey Fists of Fury' or whatever had to have stung like huge swarm of Monsatan's latest killer bees. Most cordial of the AG.

But, if it doesn't get better for our Furor, fucking fast, expect an even larger Distraction. Think N. Korea or Iran or a teeny tiny little hand dwarfed by a gigantic red Button. And then, get under your desk.

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