Sadly, suddybuddyseattle.com is non-existent and a phone call went unanswered, but if you are unwilling or unable to clean your own bong, there's (apparently) a service for that.

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For everyone else, throw a little rubbing alcohol and some salt in your glass piece, shake vigorously, and your bong will be clear as a newborn's lungs in no time.