Ruled by a cruel despot, a plague, now hail...what's next? Locusts?

Shit's gettin' biblical around here. Old Testament.

Cuomo rocks.
Except for that messy ventilator thing;
in 2015 a state review said NY needed 18,000 ventilators, it had 2,000.
How many of the 16,000 needed ventilators did nipple boy procure?
zero.
That was five years ago.
When you didn't have to scrounge for ventilators on eBay.
Now Cuomo is reduced to squealing for Federal bailout.
Next he'll be wanting Trump to wipe his shitty ass for him....
Cuomo 2020?
We hope so.....

Hey, lawyers. Go fuck yourselves.

Chris Cuomo was on TV tonight.
Doing his show from mom's basement.
Chris has the virus.
Relax; he looks and sounds fine.
As do 99.45% of the people who get the China Plague.
But, hey; this Flu is this generations WW2.
We Will OverCome!

GPS, regarding the locusts. Last week, Nine Inch Nails released "Ghosts V: Together" and "Ghosts VI: Locusts."

Also, GPS, I don't know if this should be cause for concern--and I don't know if you have any first born--but keep in mind, Passover is right around the corner. No, I do NOT recommend marking your door with lamb's blood. (And neither do those adorable Welsh goats rampaging and pillaging through that town's nicely manicured vegetation.)

A 6.5er in Idaho?

Prolly just God warnin' 'em to
take the Pandemic serious.
Or not. He's not
"judgemental."

.

jk

Gee, Zooms' got a 'Nazi problem'?

Don't we all?

@5; @3 --

From the NYT: “Governors Fight Back Against Coronavirus Chaos: ‘It’s Like Being on eBay With 50 Other States’”

“A chorus of governors from across the political spectrum is challenging the Trump administration’s assertion that the United States is well-stocked to test and care for coronavirus patients.”

“… governors who have taken an aggressive approach were adamant that more supplies were needed.

Gov. Mike DeWine of Ohio, a Republican, said on CNN on Tuesday that it was difficult to project when cases would peak in his state, in part because there were not enough tests. ‘That is not unique to Ohio,’ he said. ‘We have seen that throughout the country. That’s been a real challenge.’"

Precisely what you get when you 'elect' a Republican
Idiocy.

"The Ohio health department on Tuesday said that it had received thousands of gowns, masks and gloves from the federal government, but that even combined with what the state has on hand, the stockpile would not be enough to protect health care workers and emergency medical workers.

Mr. Cuomo, at the center of the crisis in New York, has taken to appealing directly to Mr. Trump and key federal agencies, such as the Federal Emergency Management Agency and the Department of Health and Human Services.

‘Time to say to that federal government and to FEMA and H.H.S.: You have to learn how to do your job,’ he said. ‘And you have to learn how to do it quickly.’”

If you tell pASSive Aggressive Fake “prez” what to to do
it Really brings out The Child in him – the well-spoilt child
and he Never forgets a slight. Unless
he wants something bad enough.

“Gov. Ron DeSantis [R] of Florida, who has been criticized for refusing to set more statewide mandates as the number of confirmed cases of the coronavirus there has soared over 6,700, said on Tuesday that one reason he had not was because the White House’s task force had not recommended it.

‘If they do, that’s something that would carry a lot of weight with me,’ said Mr. DeSantis, a Republican who has been conciliatory to the White House and received praise in return.” --Sarah Mervosh and Katie Rogers, March 31, 2020 in the New York Times.

When you suck the “presidential” dick you get The Preferential Treatment.

B. “Not MY Fault – I just did what Chicken-in Chief recommended”

Sayeth the Party of Personal
[The Buck Stops Here!]*
Responsibility

*waaaaytf over there >>>

https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/31/us/governors-trump-coronavirus.html?action=click&module=Spotlight&pgtype=Homepage

FREE CORONA VIRUS REPORTS in the NYT
Check it out!

Perhaps it'll go
out of its way
to prove it's
Mettle with
you ducky
boy.

Maybe
that'll be
worth a laff.

Too.