thanks for the Memories
Felix!* even when you
Lost your blinding
Speed you came
back to baffle
them poor
Hitters

what a Joy
to have had you
here to Play for Us
in Seattle the Emerald City.

and for just
one game
it Was Oz.

*you too, BBB!

the eight or ten games
Over .500 Mariners just
scored FOUR Home Runs
over Kansas City. in one in-
ning! they can be pretty Fun
when they're on a Tear. tho I've
mixed feelings about the Sports\
Business but Baseball I've Always
Loved. Go Mariners! kick some Ass!

see you in
October?

You better have named that kid “Felix!”

I think it’s just the opposite. Seattle is a town that showers affection on its athletes that do good, as long as they don’t betray us in the end (looking at you, Russ). Almost every M’s hall of famer that was announced on Saturday are heroes here.

Randy Johnson
all six foot eight or
ten was asked what he
used for Home Protection?

he said he had a bag of
Baseballs alongside his bed.
and when 'hitters' lined up for
a Bunt he'd ask them -- you just
wanna Get on Base? -- Hell, I can
easily Fix THAT for you. a Hundred
Miles per Hour? better duck you Sucker.

@4: Seattle has a well-earned reputation as the home for bad professional sports. Teams go decades without hope of ever playing for a championship. King Felix is a good example of a great player who never got a chance at championship play, simply because he played for a Seattle team. (Fittingly, even his perfect game ended in a score of 1-0.) Good professional sports are simply not a thing in Seattle, home to the only MLB team never to have played in the World Series.

@2: Of course you’re a Mariners’ fan. Their stadium represents everything you’re always wailing about here: billionaire team owners getting massive public subsidies by having government take money nonconsensually from ordinary citizens.

And for what shiny little trinket have you thrown all of your loudly-declared principles in the garbage? The worst major-league baseball team in the leagues! Alone among the existing teams, the Mariners have never played a single World Series game.

Have fun complaining about the fascists this October. You should have plenty of free time to do so, because every past October has been a very quiet time for fans of the Mariners.

@7 for starters
fuck you. for shits
& giggles it's fambly
connections. but Why
the Fuck do YOU care?

just another asshole
with a chip on
his shoulder.

okay
let's hear it.

@8: “@7 for starters
fuck you”

Like you say other things?

“okay
let's hear it.”

Like I need your permission?

Enjoy your sports palace, brought to you by corporate Dems colluding with Republicans, billionaires, and major media owners (obviously lots of overlap there), all to take money from King County’s taxpayers AFTER we voted no. Schools? Transit? Roads? Bridges? Screw ‘em all, lack of a pro sports palace was the ‘emergency’ they just had to fix, so billionaires could pay millionaires to play a children’s game for your entertainment.

Endorse all of that with your time, effort, and money — just don’t bother telling everyone how much you don’t like billionaires. You’ve already told us how you really feel.

@above -- toolongcouldn'tbeBotheredwithmorevitiolicProjectionism

but
didja
Hear?

their last 26 Games
they're TWENTY-
ONE and 5?

another reason for you to hate on them tentsy

and are You a 'bad person'?
you tell us.

(by Popular demand!):

Bottom of the NInth
game tied two Out
man on third and
maybe 2nd - Ms
strike him out.

into the
Tenth

they're pretty
fucking Exciting
will it Last? why not?

history's
Made to be
re-written.