We got a letter to the editor just now that I... don't quite understand. All I know is that Lester's previous nickname, "Soy Boy" (inspired by his piece about the Moonlight Cafe), has been supplanted by his new nickname, "Poopy Pants Snowflake" (inspired by his piece about snowboarding stoned).

The person who sent us this email is named Mark. (Why are they always named Mark?) Take it away, Mark:

Mr. Lester Black,
We were doing “woods runs” back in the 70’s for some thc inspiration. That was way before snowboards came on the scene. You know, before all those rad boarders were out of short pants. So give credit where credit is due poopy pants snowflake. That was also before you saw limp dick riders side slipping down chutes sloughing off the snow. Those were the days my friends. We thought......
Have A Happy Life,
Kaiser Wilhelm

Nothing like hearing "Have a nice life" from a dead German emperor.

Can someone explain the rest of the email to me?